Do you have a pus filled knob and have been too stupid to visit you doctor with your condition?
Do you want to have Dr Christian wave your tallywhacker around on national TV?
Do you want your friends and colleagues laugh about the size of your genitalia?
If so, why not visit the Embarrassing Bodies clinic.
There's no shame, we are all the same. Apart from you. You're weird.
Weirdo.
